Thursday, May 03, 2007

Neologisms: gymmin' out

Going all-out with any in-gym athletic endeavor.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Press: I never talk on the first date - The Onion

I Never Talk On The First Date | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "People are so impatient nowadays. Everyone's rushing to find someone, get married, settle down, and have kids. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in taking things slow. That's why I never talk on the first date."

(Hilarious!)

Press: Heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect - The Onion

Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel Or Something To That Effect | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "If you're here right now, then that means heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect. Though I doubt anyone's noticed since there are so many angels up there anyway.

I'm trying to say that you're hot."

(All those tacky, hackneyed pickup lines are bad enough -- but they're worse in the hands of a rank amateur not to mention an outright boor.)

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Weblogs: Six more reasons to use a paper to do list

Web Worker Daily - Six More Reasons to Use a Paper To Do List: "If you’re putting to do items into your PDA at dinner time or worse, sitting in your office at your computer while the rest of the family hangs in the den, better watch out. You’re toast and not the kind made with bread.

If you’re on a device capable of surfing the web, people around you will think you’re checked out of what’s happening in meatspace. If you’re merely doodling on paper with your favorite pen, you seem relatively available for interaction."